Q: Former presidents get this for free for life?
A: They get free postage for life.
Q: 1 in 5 women wish they could change this about their man?
A: His hairstyle
Q: 20% of homes have one of these that doesn’t work?
A: A doorbell
Q: This is the number one place we lose our cell phones?
HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY!
Q: Why were all pubs were required by law to be closed on St. Patrick’s Day in Ireland?
A: St Patrick’s Day was originally a religious holiday and thus Irish laws mandated that all pubs be closed on March 17th. This law was on the books until the 1970s.