Weird things we buy…

You can buy SO many dumb things thanks to the Internet . . . and apparently, across this fine country, we’re buying ALL of them. The real estate website Estately just did a study of Google Shopping searches to see what WEIRD product every state is shopping for more than anyone else . . . and the results did not disappoint. Here are ten highlights . . .

1. The people in Colorado shop for the “Borat” mankini more than anyone else.

2. People in Oklahoma shop for zombie survival kits more than anyone else.

3. Kansas . . . plus-size lingerie wholesale. (As a known chubby chaser AND a cheapskate, this is like my dream scenario.)

4. South Carolina . . . adult Underoos.

5. Massachusetts . . . velour track suits.

6. Wisconsin . . . Truck Nuts. Those are plastic testes you dangle from a trailer hitch.

7. Nebraska . . . jorts, or jean shorts.

8. Georgia . . . plaid pants.

9. West Virginia . . . Confederate flag bikinis. That’s strange, West Virginia only became a state when it split off from Virginia during the Civil War to be part of the Union.

10. Indiana . . . blow-up dolls.

See the complete list with more products for each state HERE!