Q: 60% of brides say they dread THIS the most about their wedding?
A: The Best Man’s speech.
Q: 8 out of 10 bathing suits have THIS is common?
A: They never get wet.
Q: How did Mr. T get his original set of gold chains?
A: Mr. T’s original set of gold chains came from people who lost them or left them after fights when he worked as a nightclub bouncer.
Q: 90% of Americans will fake THIS at least 3 times a year?
A: Someone else’s signature.
Q: What does a coconut, a potato, a sombrero, a brick, an inflated beach ball, a Frisbee, and a pillow have in common?
A: You can send a coconut, a potato, a sombrero, a brick, an inflated beach ball, a Frisbee, or a pillow through the U.S. postal service WITHOUT a box . . . you just have to put enough postage on it and an address label.