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AJ Silver here! I lived in Lancaster CA until I was about 4, and have spent the remainder of my years in the Tri State area. I LOVE every aspect of my job every day!! I love to have a good time, and make sure I enjoy every second. I am a huge fan of music, film, and art! I love supporting local artists and have Aj's Artistic Freedom, so send your work to my email below! Just include a picture of your "art" and a short bio. I always love hearing from you so hit me up in the studio or through Facebook by clicking the link below! I like to have too much fun, so make sure you hook me up with stories (and pics) from your CRAZY weekends (or not so crazy)! We can compare!!! Cheers!

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Way too Irish!

by Aj Silver posted Mar 15 2013 3:40PM

For many people, wearing something green, drinking Guinness, and telling bad Irish jokes is the way they celebrate Saint Paddy's Day. But some people take it to the extreme. Here are the Top Signs You're Way Too Into Saint Patrick's Day.

--You actually believe a country with a history of fighting, famine, and alcoholism can be considered lucky.

--To authenticate the Irish-American experience, you dress your kids in rags and make them build a railroad.

--Your liver's already started saying its goodbyes to all the other organs.

--You give yourself an authentic Irish name like Shamus Reilly. Or Shaquille O'Neal. (--FYI: Seamus is pronounce SHAME-us. http://www.babynamesofireland.com/s-names/s-names-for-boys)

--You used traditional Irish phrases like, "Top o' the mornin'" and "Me liver be full o' cirrhosis."

--You wear a "Kiss Me, I'm Irish" button to the free clinic.

--You pinch anyone not wearing green. Or wearing green. My point: you're a pervert.

--You're already drunk, violent and in cuffs. But you're not Irish.

--You're getting obliterated, telling boring stories, and challenging everyone around to a fight. And you're not even Irish.

--You can almost eat a whole meal of corned beef and cabbage without noticing that it tastes like bland, watery feces.

--You firmly believe "Erin Go Bragh" is Gaelic for "You may be drunk and hideous, but I'm still going to make out with you in the middle of the bar."

--You just smashed a Guinness across the forehead of some a-hole who falsely accused you of having an Irish temper.

--You look forward to the one day a year you can wear sandals and show off your green fungus toenails.

--You take out-of-town visitors on a tour of the bar district to show them all the places you've thrown up.

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