e-mail Dave: dave@wayz.com

If you could elope with any celebrity, who would it be?
Drew Barrymore

If you weren't a radio jock, where would we be most likely to hear you saying "Would you like to super-size that...
In a bordello.

What kind of stupid human tricks can you do?
I can touch my nose with my tongue.


What's your sign?
Aries...You wanna but heads?

Biggest turn-on?

No hang-ups...None!

How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
113

What's the dirtiest deed you've ever done (and were you ever caught)?
Kicked the dirt off my tires. Yes...I caught myself.

If you've taken the Purity Test, how pure are you?
Nevermind.

Is your glass half-full or half-empty?
My glass is broken (where's the super glue?)

What's your hidden talent?
Helping people forget their problems.

Do you have an inny or an outy?
Inny, in the daytime. Outty, at night!

What's the one thing you're seriously addicted to?
Large cups!

If they made the WAYZ movie, who would play your part?
Randy Quaid