 If
you could elope
with any
celebrity, who
would it be?
What...you
really expect me
to answer this?
My wife would
kill me!!
If you
weren't a radio
jock, where
would we be most
likely to hear
you saying
"Would you like
to super-size
that...
Can you
super-size a
Sheetz combo?
"Welcome to
Sheetz...pump 7
is on."
What
kind of stupid
human tricks can
you do?
There's this
funny little
thing that I can
do with my belly
button....ummmm....never
mind!
What's
your sign?
"I'm with
Stupid," "No
Illegal
Dumping," "Out
to Lunch!"
Biggest turn-on?
The FBI has
deemed that
information as
classified.
How
many licks does
it take to get
to the middle of
a Tootsie Roll
Pop?
You think I'm
that patient?
What's
the dirtiest
deed you've ever
done (and were
you ever
caught)?
Whose stupid
questions are
these, anyway??
If
you've taken the
Purity Test, how
pure are you?
Well, on the
pure scale, I
believe it was a
negative 187!!
Is
your glass
half-full or
half-empty?
Glass???
There's a glass?
How come no one
told me?
What's
your hidden
talent?
See "Stupid
Human Trick"
above.
Do you
have an inny or
an outy?
Depends on how
much I have been
drinking.
What's
the one thing
you're seriously
addicted to?
OK, I have to
get mushy on
this one...It
would definitely
be my wife and daughter.
If
they made the
WAYZ movie, who
would play your
part?
Mel Brooks...He
stole all of his
material from me
anyway.
"Its good to be
the
King!"...yeah,
that was mine. |
