Q: 68% of people in a recent survey say they don’t have the coordination to do THIS?
A: Use a Yo Yo
Q: According to a recent survey, the average person has 17 of THESE each year?
A: Bug bites
Q: 7% of guys, at one time or another, owned one of THESE?
A: A neon beer sign!
Q: 70% of women do not want their significant other to buy THIS for them?
Q: In the next 3 hours, 10.2 million of these will be purchased?