Q: It costs the government 12.3 cents to make one of these?
A: A $100 bill.
Q: Alaska is the only state without one of these.
A: A law school.
Q: American homes buy two billion of these each year.
Q: The average school-age kid does it six times a year?
A: Catch a cold.
Q: When Disneyland opened, it had one of these on Main Street?
A: A lingerie shop. It lasted less than six months.