Q: According to NASA, THIS is the brightest spot on Earth from space?
A: The Las Vegas Strip
Q: The busiest day of the year for KFC is?
A: Mother’s Day.
Q: It’s illegal to only own one of these in Switzerland.
A: Guinea pigs. They get lonely if they’re alone, so the law requires you to own at least two.
Q: Only 30% of us, who own one, use it for its original purpose?
A: A garage
Q: Of all of this that is bought around holidays, one quarter are purchased for Mother’s Day?