Remember when you were a little kid and getting mail was the most exciting thing in the world? And now that you're an adult and all you get is junk mail and bills, it's zero percent exciting? This guy never lost that childlike sense of wonder. 27-year-old Aaron Bernard Smith of Ocala, Florida saw the mailman skip right past his house on Monday . . . so he ran up to the truck to ask why. The mailman told Aaron there wasn't any mail for him that day. And that made Aaron SO ANGRY that he started BEATING the mailman. He punched him at least three times, then walked away, grabbed a broken chair, and threw it at the truck. Aaron was arrested and charged with burglary, battery, and criminal mischief. But hey, if you're looking for a prison pen pal who's going to be really excited to hear from you, we've got your guy.